LOVE WA TINTIN

WHY DID THEY BAN THE WAVE AT THE TIGER STADIUM?
BECAUSE THE POLES (A PERSON FROM POLAND) KEPT DROWNING.
I QUOTED THIS FROM A POPULAR 80'S COMEDIENNE BOOK OF TASTLESS JOKES
BECAUSE THE POLES ARE EXTRAORDINARY FREE PEOPLE AND TEND TO BE VIEWED AS LAZY AS GARFIELD BUT I TELL YOU THE 4 POLISH GIRLS WORKING IN MY OFFICE ARE OTHERWISE SO ITS JUST A MYTH THAT STUCK DOWN THE GENERATIONS BESIDES MY BEST LITERATURE AUTHOR OF ALL TIME IS A POLE,POLES KNOW ITS ALL TOUGH LOVE.I AM NOT SORRY THAT I SEVERELY DIGRESSED FROM THE MATTER AT HAND COZ I WOULD BE DOING THIS OFTEN AND AM A CONFIRMED SICKLED CELLED AGGRESSIVE DIGRESSOR.

THEY SAY THE GOOD GUYS ARE LIKE PARKING LOTS..ALL TAKEN!WHILE THE FEW GOOD ONES WITH NO SPACE TO FILL IN THEIR MISSING RIB HAVE TO PAY DEMURRAGE BY HOPPING TILL THEY GET HOOKED WITH HOPEFULLY THE FITTING RIBBAGE...ANYWAYS AM SO OF THE MARKET NOW AND WARMLY SNUG AS A BUG IN THE PARKING LOT...BOY AM I ROCKING THE COUNTY CROW'S HIT TRACK - I SURELY DIDNT LET THIS BE A CLASSIC CASE OF NOT KNOWING WHAT I GOT BEFORE IT PASSES-BY ESPECIALLY SINCE AM STILL SMARTING FROM A RELATIONSHIP OF 3 YEARS THAT I GAVE MY ALL IN ALL AND GOT NONE IN NONETHING AS RETURN ON INVESTMENT......BUT HEY EVERY DISAPPOINTMENT IS NOT A BLESSING IN DISGUISE BUT A STITCH IN TIME THAT NOT ONLY SAVES NINE BUT SAVAGES THE SITUATION FOR A NEW DAWN HENCE LICK UP YOUR WOUNDS FAST AND PATCH UP THAT HEART AND GET OUT THERE AND FIND THAT SPECIAL ONE.

THE KOKO BE SAY AM IN LOVE RIGHT NOW AND THE WHOLE FEELING IS SO UNBELIEVABLE UTOPIAN BUT HEY I BETTER START APPRECIATING IT RATHER THAN DROOLING AND DROP DEAD THE GOOD THING GOING ON COZ MY RIN TIN TIN TENACIOUS LOVER IS SO GBADUN-ING ME UNEQUIVOCALLY TOO.ANYWAYS AM NOT GOING INTO ANY JUCIY DETAILS THE FACT REMAINS THAT LOVING IS A FEELING THAT SHARKS YOU REAL GOOD WHEN THE CHEMISTRY IS OF A COMMON GROUND INSPITE OF THE DIFFERENCES ETC......WE ACTUALLY MET AT THE MIDDLE AND HAVE TOLERANT TRAITS AFTERALL WE BOTH REALISE THAT WE AINT PERFECT AND LASTLY I COULDNT ASK FOR A MORE INTELLIGENT,OBEDIENT.....OPEN-MINDED PARTNER.ANYWAYS I WISH YA ALL LUCK AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO THOSE THAT HAVENT GOTTEN A GOOD NEST TO ROOST AND MORE SUSTENANCE FUEL TO THOSE ALREADY COZILY ROOSTING.I GOTTA GO CLOCK OUT WORK....I HOPE I HAVE THE COMPULSION TO COME AND POST IF AM NOT BUSY STALKING OTHER PEEP'S BLOG..........DID ANYONE READ THE SCANDAL INCIDENT...TKL AND SOMEONE'S WIFE SAGA....I WONDER IF ITS TRUE OR NOT ..BUT ITS SURE ONE HELLUVA OF A FIX.AND PLEASE HOW CAN I ADD FAV. BLOGS ON MY PLATFORM.THANKS
P.S-SPELL-CHECKERS HAVE A FILL DAY IF I SLIPPED SOME WORDS..I HEARD THERE IS VACANCY AT VATICAN FOR LATIN SPELL-CHECKERS!NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED!!

NATURE'S DELAY

I STARTED READING WHEN I WAS 10,NOBODY COULD EXPLAIN WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME ONLY HUMILIATING AND OSTRAZING FOR THE TEMPORARY ANOMALY ALL THROUGH MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THOUGH I WAS ACTIVE IN SPORTS AND FUNNY ENOUGH ADEQUATELY MEMORIZING MY LINES FOR THE SCHOOL PLAYS,SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT I WAS CURSED AND HAD BOLTS OF SELF-DEPRECIATION AND ANGUISH BUT I LOVED LIFE AND WONDERED WHAT WAS FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG WITH ME SINCE ALL MY PEERS AT THAT AGE WERE READING AS SMOOTH AS A RACOON'S FUR ..MY FIRST BREAK CAME FIRST YEAR IN GRAMMER SCHOOL...MOTHER NATURE JUST GAVE ME THE MUCH BELATED SALVATION.



ITS BEEN A DECADE AND A HALF NOW FROM THEN,SOMEONE FASHIONED IN HIS MOST HIGH IMAGE KNOWS HIS ONIONS NOW WITHOUT MUCH ADO,AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL AND I IMPLORE EVERYONE OUT THEM TO TAKE IT EASY ON KIDS WITH DSYLEXIA SYDROME...ITS JUST A MATTER OF FLASHING TIME BEFORE THEY CLICK-A-TELL (LATE STARTERS ARE LUCKY SWEEPERS!) THE READING TRIANGLE,EVERYONE I TOLD ABOUT THE CONDITION I HAD TILL AGE 10 TOOK IT AS A HIGH FLYING "WHITE LIE" KITE..I GUESS I HAVE IMPROVED BEYOND SCALE-ABLE MEASURE......BUT QUITE MODESTY I PAID MY PRICE IN OVER-FLOWING SHEKELS OF BURYING MY TEENAGE EXBURANCE/JUVENILE IN BOOKS,JOURNALS,ENCYCLOPEDIA.....THE ONLY THING I DIDNT DEVOUR WAS THE 11 BOOK OF MOSES WELL COZ I HEARD YOU GET KINDA OF LOONEY IN THE HEAD AND BESIDES SANITY WAS STILL A SWEET SAVOUR.

HAD MY FIRST DIARY WHICH I BELIEVE IS AN INDICATION OF HAVING THE GIFT TO EXPRESS VIA WRITTING WHEN I WAS 16 AND I KEPT IT RUNNING FOR A YEAR...I STILL HAVE THE OLD BEAT UP ORGANIZER MOM'S FRIEND WORKING WITH A SHIPPING FIRM GAVE ME ..DAMN WHAT I WROTE MAKES ME LAFF AND YEAH GOOD TO SEE WHAT I WROTE SOME 9-10 YEARS BACK WAY BEFORE INTERNET CAME AROUND FOR ANY SORT OF ONLINE ARCHIVING....I HAVE DEFINITELY MATURED LIKE A MUSTARD SEED.ANYWAYS, MY TIME IS UP AT WORK AND WORKING ETHICS HERE IN THE STATES IS FOLLOWED RATHER STRICTLY EVEN THOUGH ITS A VERY FREE AND RELAXED ENVIRONMENT WHERE I SWEAR TO ME IS AS INFORMAL AS CAN BE WHEN I COMPARE TO THE NAIJA WORKING ATMOSPHERE WHERE YOU VIRTUALLY HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR OF YOUR BOSS...MY GENERAL MANAGER I CALL HIM BY NAME .HE IS COOL WITH IT..MY IMMEDIATE DIRECTOR - I GO WATCH HIM PLAY WITH HIS BAND AT THE PUB......I MEAN DAMN!...I HAD STAYED IN NAIJA TOO MUCH FOR MY INTERESTS NOT TO HAVE EXPERIENCED HOW EXACTLY IT HAS BEEN DIGGED OUT HERE..SO FAR SO GOOD WHAT MY EYES HAVE SEEN MY MOUTH CANT TELL....SOME OF THIS WHITES(AM NOT TRYING TO SOUND IMPULSIVELY RACIST PLS!!COZ I REALLY LOVE THEIR STR8-4WARD HONESTY) THOUGH AM AS OPEN MINDED AND LIBERAL AS AN AFRICAN MAN CAN BE BUT BELIEVE ME DEM DEY CRAZY NO BE SMALL OOH!....I GOT TO GO PUNCH OUT..I THINK I CAN DROP A POST EVERYDAY AND GIVE EXPLICIT UNADULTERATED DETAILS OF HAPPENINGS HERE MORE THAN T.V WOULD DO AND YEAH TRY TO MAKE IT RIB-CRACKING RIGHTO???LEE CHANG YOU THERE????HEHEHEHEHE..C YA 2MARO.
P.S- PLS,JUST IGNORE ANY TYPO ERROR..I REALLY DONT GO OVER WHAT I TYPE THAT OFTEN AS AM CODEDLY DOING THIS IN THE OFFICE..COZ AM SURE SOME READERS ARE JUST SPELL-CHECKERS WITH NO INTENT OF ENJOYING THE POST.